Well its just been a little over a month since i had the neck all cut up, filleted,sliced, diced, folded spindled and mutilated and it is such a pain in the neck...
The right side is alternating between being numb, and feeling like your face would feel after you been in a fight, but just a while later, how it's a medium dull pain.
shaving like i stated before is a fun thing, the right side is mainly numb below that manly chin line of mine, so you glide a razor across and then you are just screaming "where the hell did it go?" as most know i have the added handicap of being blind in my right eye, that worked out well in the 80's, was easy to cop a cheap feel you just walked into the person and said "my bad..blind..didn't see you"
now if i could get the ladies to slap me on my right side of my face...
well aside from that i still can't eat well, it's sad when you choke on rice...but there is always the mushy stuff, well for me that cereal soaked in milk, i am sure one of these days it will get better, the sad part i will have wasted down to normal weight, i don't want to weigh less then 275, that's a mere mortal size.
and for those of you reading this and are not sure, take it all with a grain of salt, my humor is in semi overdrive today..
have a good week, i am looking at pictures of the golden gate bridge wondering....
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