I am coining a new name for an old style cancer "sport" to be a member of this sport you must meet two criteria.
1. Have Cancer
2. Be in active Chemotherapy.
The Sport? Cancer sprints...you know(or might have heard) that when you take chemo meds your body can react in adverse ways...which causes you to sprint for the bathroom at speeds you never knew your body was capable.
I am sure there are other sub variation of this sport, the jog, the long distance (usually done in public places i.e. malls, walmart, )
Driving variations, the road rally (pull off out of sight) the Nascar (racing to the nearest place) and the cross country (cutting across the neighbors yard to get to your own)
The can be Aquatic variants also, but i think that will gross to many out..
So remember...Cancer sprints (and its variants) you heard the term coined here first.
aside from the sick humor you can guess how my day is going...so far...
Have a fun day one and all
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